Street Scene – Meta
L Train to Williamsburg - 2 Hipsters [man & woman]
[woman] Did you just call me a bitc*?
Everyone immediately looks away, wishing they were anywhere but here.
[Man] No, I called you I meta bitc*.
[Woman] What the fuc* is a metabitc*?
[Man] It's kind of like metaphysics, it's an abstraction of being a bitc*.
[Woman] Well Mega F*** You.
[Man] I think you meant meta.
[Woman] No, I went Mega.
She walks off holding four fingers up in
a big whatever sign.
The entire subway car sighs a breath of collective relief as the train pulls away before the lengthy ride beneath the river.