Street Scene – Meta

L TrainL Train to Williamsburg - 2 Hipsters [man & woman]

[woman] Did you just call me a bitc*?

Everyone immediately looks away, wishing they were anywhere but here.

[Man] No, I called you I meta bitc*.

[Woman] What the fuc* is a metabitc*?

[Man] It's kind of like metaphysics, it's an abstraction of being a bitc*.

[Woman] Well Mega F*** You.

[Man] I think you meant meta.

[Woman] No, I went Mega.

She walks off holding four fingers up in
a big whatever sign.

The entire subway car sighs a breath of collective relief as the train pulls away before the lengthy ride beneath the river.

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